Cram them full of non-combustible data.

Ask me shit   Izzie. 20. Queer as a three dollar bill. My hair is a hot mess 900% of the time. Cute babies are my weakness.

bornabitch-allthedaysandnights:

combatproana:

dont eat potatoes its culturally appropriating to the irish and as a non irish person it offends ME

Potatoes were first grown and domesticated in Peru by the Andean/Inca people. Not in Ireland. 

If you’re going to try to make a pathetic joke, at least know what you’re talking about first. 

(via thisisnotlatino)

— 5 hours ago with 1627 notes
#SNERK  #SNARK  #WHIPPING OUT HISTORY FACTS ON YOU 

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via theroguefeminist)

— 7 hours ago with 227224 notes
#accurate 

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

(via boychic)

— 8 hours ago with 49865 notes
#CRYING  #OMG 

femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

(via forgetpolitics)

— 8 hours ago with 20069 notes
#PREACH  #THERE WE GO 

tsunamiwavesurfing:

alex-is-sassy:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i like it when shawty’s thighs so thick you can’t finger her properly when y’all sittin in the restaurant

Wat

I LIKE IT WHEN A WOMAN’S THIGHS ARE SO THICK THEY OBSTRUCT ME FROM FINGERING HER IN A SATISFYING MANNER WHEN WE ARE IN PUBLIC PLACES

(via misandryad)

— 8 hours ago with 24743 notes
#nsfw  #crying  #LMAO